*99% of black people all agree that something is offensive*
1 black person comes out with their cooning self and says ‘actually you know what I’m black and I don’t find this offensive tbh’
White people: OMG FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT. YESSSS. SEE YOU GUYS ARE OVERREACTING. WE ALL BLEED RED WE ALL SUFFER EQUALLY. WE ALL BURN IN THE SUN!!!!!!!!
actual married couple
When Squad favorite song finally comes
I’m sure he’d be proud too
found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom
trying to pick out a wedgie in public
me: do you eat ass?
boy: no, but—
"How would you feel if i made a dear black people??"
"no need, mass media from fox news makes it clear what white people think of us"